Welcome to bad writing! This is my webpage blog thing that I will use to post insane inane things like poems, blog posts, and maybe incoherent stories. Do not expect any of these to be any good at all, infact, your expectations should be really low.
So what is bad writing? Well it is mostly for my own amusement but if others find it interesting then great. I really don’t put much thought into what I write; things just come out like a hammer striking a laser beam directed from a planetary system light years beyond sight and the homemade missile of confused leprechauns blasts the side of a silhouetted house mired in hostility. No sir, no thoughts on this little planet of mine, just a lot of nonsense and stupidity brought to you by brunch and the letter three or maybe fourteen I am not really sure anymore. Oh God, smoke in the eye, tear duct streaming liquid and blur surrounds the optics. But whatever, no time for that now, no time for sulking it is time to truck on with this nonsense. My grammar is bad but so what? I can’t spell either but I have spell checker for that so I win! What are you going to do now? Tell me I am a terrible writer, that I make no sense? Look at the address bar, yeah, now what?
Okay, I am sorry I didn’t intend to get so defensive and mean there. It is just the point of this whole thing is well; I don’t even know anymore it’s like a clock that stopped right before the bird was to make its ear splitting escape. Trapped in a little house forever in the dark confused at its own existence wanting only to flee to a safe haven off the coast of Maine it plots, toils, wishes, and dreams. The only thing is that if it ever does break free and lives its little life where it wants to it will never know true happiness because the torment of the past will haunt it forever. Just like the time I went to the store and they ran out of toilet paper, man that sucked.
Yes I know this site is a little slow right now but I really don’t know why that is. I am guessing that it is because spiders are clogging up the cables and tubes that run to your computer, they are making webs and catching packets. Feeding off the information they breed and the little eggs sometimes go directly into your computer, have you ever noticed the spiders running around on your desktop? I am sure you have and thought you were just seeing things, like maybe it was just a shadow going across your screen or dirt. Nope, spiders are inside of your computer eating your data. You have been warned.
I don’t even know what any of that means to tell you the truth, but what I do know Is that once the life raft is set into the ocean and the boats whirlpool sinking motion line up that refuge will be very difficult and the paddles must not be dropped in the water with a splash or all hope is lost. Lost in the darkness of space is where the moon glows dimly behind clouds of ash and dust after a horrific display of mother nature, do not under estimate the power of Planet Earth, or Whiskey for that matter.
Well this didn’t turn out the way I wanted to, in fact it was some pretty bad writing* if I do say so myself. Oh well things rarely go as planned for me, and that is not a bad thing either. I hope you enjoyed this little ramble, or not, I really don’t care. bye!
*Get it? (It’s a pun! (ha ha ha))
